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Which of these #RuinAKidsMovie tweets is a madcap romp for the whole family? Find out on tonight’s new @midnight.
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In case you missed it, Ellen McLain, the voice of GLaDOS, will be our audiobook reader! Anyone who buyers anything gets the audiobook free!
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Watch tonight’s new @midnight with your dad to find out which of these #FathersDayBands tweets is the best.
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I’m glad it's okay to call it “Les Mis” because I can't remember when to stop pronouncing “Miserables” (after the b? after the e? fuck
If 2 dads see each other wearing a "World's Best Dad" t-shirt, they have to duel to see who can unclip a cellphone from their
I've tweeted this chart before but it's particularly appropriate today. Happy Father's Day, everyone. pic.twitter.com/52x8A2CJJM — God (@TheTweetOfGod) June 15, 2014 via http://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod
Advice from my dad: When your check engine light comes on, don't simply try to ignore it. Cover it up completely with black electrical tape. —