"Take me now or lose me forever" – Strawberries the day you bought them — Mara Wilson (@MaraWritesStuff) June 15, 2014 via http://twitter.com/MaraWritesStuff
“Just take that old-time rock, and roll.” -the Seeg instructing Sisyphus — Paige (@PeachCoffin) June 14, 2014 via http://twitter.com/PeachCoffin
Yo momma's so fat, she weighs 375 pounds, the majority of which is weight from her fat. — Elle (@ElleOhHell) June 14, 2014 via http://twitter.com/ElleOhHell
SMBC + Bonus Drawing.
Henry & Aaron – IT’S A SNAP!.
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Not to question The Lord or anything, but it really feels like we only needed one kind of squash. — Jason Miller (@longwall26) June 9,
Perfect Father’s Day.
Pagan Atheists – Tween Jesus & Me.