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The older you are, the more questions you have for the waiter. — Michael (@Home_Halfway) May 26, 2014 via http://twitter.com/Home_Halfway
my thoughts are with everyone who has to endure their lover's meat farts later today — lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) May 26, 2014 via http://twitter.com/sbellelauren
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The most dangerous thing I do is probably letting Wolverine finger me. — desi jedeikin (@DesiJedeikin) May 26, 2014 via http://twitter.com/DesiJedeikin
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