Author: Sean Loos

What's the first thing that pops in your head when I say "aneurysm"? — Cohin Reyds (@cortronic) May 27, 2014 via http://twitter.com/cortronic

sometimes I find it hard to tell someone I love them so I make sure to do things that show my love like peeing with

It was awfully discreet of Bruce Springsteen to name that song "Secret Garden" rather than "Vagina" — Matthew Hunziker (@DogCitizen) May 27, 2014 via http://twitter.com/DogCitizen

I wouldn't say I'm the best at counting but I'm probably in the top twelvety. — GoaT FacE ThrillA (@EndhooS) May 27, 2014 via http://twitter.com/EndhooS

just waiting on Jesus to show up here, my grandma's been crying out to him for help for the last hour and a half so if

The good news is we can get Congress to impose strict firearm restrictions if we shape all guns like vaginas. — Bill Dixon (@BillDixonish) May

10 Facts That Will Blow Your Mind, Assuming You Are At Least As Ignorant As The Author Of This List Was Before They Researched It