Author: Sean Loos

My sexual orientation is mostly landscape unless it's in the shower then it's portrait — Paige (@PeachCoffin) May 22, 2014 via http://twitter.com/PeachCoffin

Still thinking about that almost full bag of Cool Ranch Doritos I accidentally left at the beach a year ago. — desi jedeikin (@DesiJedeikin) May

How To Do Sit Ups: Lay down. Hands behind your head. Wow this is a good position for a nap. Maybe just take a nap.

what with all the sex and candy, I feel like Marcy's playground could have been better policed — rachael (@WookieOnUnicorn) May 22, 2014 via http://twitter.com/WookieOnUnicorn

When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, Jesus was off renting a jet ski. He got one with flames on it.

My favorite whole grain is probably brown sugar. — desi jedeikin (@DesiJedeikin) May 21, 2014 via http://twitter.com/DesiJedeikin