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We Built This City On The Bones Of Paul by Vatican Starship — rachael (@WookieOnUnicorn) April 20, 2014 via http://twitter.com/WookieOnUnicorn
"Puss 'N Boots" would be a good name for a brothel run by a cobbler. — Steve Mieczkowski (@IGotsSmarts) April 20, 2014 via http://twitter.com/IGotsSmarts
I don't know why I have to be the Easter Bunny. I have 4 kids. I'm terrible at hiding eggs. — ruthakers (@ruthakers) April 20,
Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. I ate a pizza. —
Jesus saves. Unless He needs to switch file formats, in which case Jesus saves as. — Matthew Hunziker (@DogCitizen) April 19, 2014 via http://twitter.com/DogCitizen
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