The opposite of John Cougar Mellencamp is Hooker Wolf Beefmotel. — Paige (@PeachCoffin) April 19, 2014 via http://twitter.com/PeachCoffin
The three-way light bulb is the most sexually liberated of all light bulbs. — Nicole Betz (@TomHanksIsHot) April 19, 2014 via http://twitter.com/TomHanksIsHot
Jesus is like Frank Zappa: a talented, forward thinking guy with insufferable fans. — rachel lichtman (@DJRotaryRachel) April 19, 2014 via http://twitter.com/DJRotaryRachel
A deer stenciled in the wall in blood, organs preserved in adorable vintage marmalade jars? Face it Sarge, the Pinterest Killer is back. — Molly
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