Author: Sean Loos

Back in my day, it took a lot more than a quick Google search if you wanted to see someone have sex with a Hot

Ant problem in my basement so I sprayed some Axe on them to try and kill them and now they’re bench pressing my cats and

"I'd like you to meet my half sister." "Different fathers?" "Shark attack." — Shimmersteak (@Shimmersteak) March 11, 2014 via http://twitter.com/Shimmersteak

"Length times width," says area expert. — Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) March 10, 2014 via http://twitter.com/TheThomason

The hardest part about knowing stuff is having to pretend you don't know stuff so nobody notices you. — OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 19, 2014 via

Hoarders: We May Be Living In Squalor But Guess What We're Homeowners And You're Not — OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 17, 2014 via http://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt

Here in the South they refer to light snowfall as a "glaze" or a "frosting" because obesity. — OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 17, 2014 via http://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt