Author: Sean Loos

Lately I just call every baby girl I meet Emma or Ava and I haven't gotten it wrong yet. — OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 8, 2014

What's the best new video game simulating that war our grandfathers watched their friends die in? — Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) March 8, 2014 via http://twitter.com/TheThomason

oh cool u live in a cemetery of murdered trees i mean log cabin, sweet — chuuch (@ch000ch) March 8, 2014 via http://twitter.com/ch000ch

One time in 1st grade, I told a girl I liked her and she started crying. It was just like every other relationship I've had,

The new file clerk at my job just told me he was born in 1994 and now I'm really confused as to how he's not