Every kid in my niece's 4th grade class should probably spell their name with a red squiggly line underneath it. — Don Nichols (@TheDairylandDon) March
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Tim Minchin – Fuck the motherfuckin POPE 720p FUNNY AS HELL (Anti child rape song).
Cunt Punt – Dirty Signs With Kristin.
Pokemon, Tetris, The Legend of Zelda… OST with bottles of beer – Bottle Boys.
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"Really? We have other choices." – Austin bartender's reaction to me ordering a Bud Light #SXSW — Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) March 8, 2014 via http://twitter.com/JennyJohnsonHi5
The worst part of being an Italian Jew on Saint Patrick's Day who happens to have red hair is everything. — OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 8,