Author: Sean Loos

I only need two things from a man; to be treated like a grown woman, and help opening my Gummi Vitamins. — Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67)

Told the therapist I used to be super goth so he said "How did that make you feel?" and I said, "I didn't feel anything,

*2yo approaches with small papercut* "Do you need a kiss?" I ask. "No, I need something that works," she says. — Amanda Mancino (@Manda_like_wine) February 24, 2014

"I have 'Fallen' but I can't get 'Up'" – someone struggling with Netflix — Brian Essbe (@SortaBad) February 24, 2014 via http://twitter.com/SortaBad

"I feel like a million bucks!" —doe preparing for gangbang — Paige (@PeachCoffin) February 24, 2014 via http://twitter.com/PeachCoffin