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My diet could best be described as, "unchaperoned child at a birthday party." — Jen Statsky (@jenstatsky) February 21, 2014 via http://twitter.com/jenstatsky
Girl, am I Iwo Jima because it takes six Marines to raise my flagpole. Wait hold on a second — Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) February 23,
Embracing Potholes by Turning Them Into Hilarious Imaginative Scenes.
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These were actual pencils distributed during a 1990s anti-drug campaign at school. After realizing that the message subtly changes after getting sharpened, they had to be recalled. Now you can buy your own here, if that’s your style.
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If I had a time machine I would just use it to keep doughnuts at peak freshness. — Adam Wilson ★★☆☆☆ (@theleanover) February 21, 2014
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They all trained hard, but only one of these #BadOlympicEvents can take home the gold. Find out which on a new @midnight, tonight after Colbert.
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The Well-Sorted Version of the King James Bible takes all the letters in the Bible, preserves the order of upper- and lower-case letters, sorts the letters into alphabetical order, and “pours” the sorted letters back “into all the structure of books, chapters, verses, paragraphs, and words.” Peter Harkins, who created the Well-Sorted Version, is accepting orders for the bookin a limited, $300 edition, with cleat-sewn, acid/lignen-free paper bound into hot-foil-stamped leather, produced by the Grimm Bindery in Madison, WI. There are also plans for cheaper hardcover/paperback editions and a $20 PDF version.
I once handled and enjoyed a similarly prepared edition of Joyce’s Ulysses. It was a surprisingly great read.
Though it seems like gibberish at a glance, the book rewards careful examination. Capitals are not distributed but come and go in waves, giving clues to the content. Unsurprisingly, there are far more capital Js than lowercase. The capital K’s appear in clumps as a name or the title ‘King’ is used. And there are exactly 7 uppercase Qs.
Well-Sorted Version (via JWZ)
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Find out which of these #DirtyGeography tweets has the highest elevation on a new @midnight, tonight after Colbert.