Just washed a carrot so thoroughly that it offered me a part in a film. — rachel lichtman (@DJRotaryRachel) January 30, 2014 via http://twitter.com/DJRotaryRachel
I am not afraid of hack my password is bread very secreBUY PILL MEDICINES CHEAP!!! MUCH IMPROVEMENT TO LIFE. ONE SIMPLE TRICK FOR HEALTH. —
what if the last supper was actually judas feeding cheese sticks to jesus through a glory hole in an olive garden restroom — Goth Mom
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My best quality? Well, I'd have to say that for a woman who loves cats I'm quite young and married. — OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 29,
It's icy & my boss said "don't kill yourself trying to make it in to work" but generally my suicidal thoughts don't start until I
Damn girl are you a puzzle with a lot of sky in it? because this is complicated and I'm bored. — The Natewolf (@thenatewolf) January
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Ironically, @midnight will probably make tonight’s winner of Tweet of the Day for their #SadTVShows tweet very happy.
SMBC + Bonus Drawing.
