Before you get married, ask yourself: is this the person I want to spend the rest of my life in jail for stabbing? — Trevor

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You thought life was wonderful when you learned your baby could play with an iPad on the potty. With an Apptivity Seat, life suddenly becomes stupendously wonderful!
(Via Geekologie)

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Christmas Caroling w/ Amy Poehler & Billy Eichner in NYC – Billy on the Street.
Dear Santa, I am a 10-month-old baby and I write because my mother has been sending out my “Christmas List” to people, and her list
5 yr old "We get periods, what happens to a penis? What do guys get in their penis?" Me "Nothing." 5 yr old. "OH MAN! OH MAAAAAAAAAN!"