bro i'm editing some vietnamese noodles in phởtoshop. — Trevor S (@trevso_electric) December 1, 2013 via http://twitter.com/trevso_electric
Antibiotics are how Doctors say, "whatever." — Trevor S (@trevso_electric) November 29, 2013 via http://twitter.com/trevso_electric

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You're ready to have kids if you enjoy yelling "privacy!" 10X and still having someone burst in on you shitting and/or putting in a tampon.

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Bea, age 5 "Is everyone in parade in costumes?" Me "Maybe mostly warm clothes and toques." Bea "What's a toque?" SO IT'S ALL OVER YOU GUYS. —
Tonight many people will be pulled over for suspected drunk driving so it's a good night to call or cab or be born into white