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I have an hourglass figure in that everything's slowly moving down into my bottom half — Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) December 3, 2013 via http://twitter.com/nachosarah
A tanning bed is a panini grill for sluts. — Trevor S (@trevso_electric) December 2, 2013 via http://twitter.com/trevso_electric
During dinner my friend said the height and weight of her toddler and everyone but me gasp. I have no idea if he's giant or
Pumpkin Spice and Pumpkin taste nothing alike. The former tastes like cinnamon, nutmeg and cloves and latter tastes like cold diarrhea. — Streeter Seidell (@streetseidell)
Kid plays with mom’s toy :)).
Lil Dicky – Too High (Official Video).
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my christmas tree is better than urs
IT’S HAPPENING