These last few days eating at vegan restaurants with you have been amazing. Do you want to be soyfriend and girlfriend? — Trevor S (@trevso_electric)

You know how Fonzie would hit the jukebox to make it work? I just had to do that with a barista. — rachel lichtman (@DJRotaryRachel)
What happens in Vegas can stay in your body and be transmitted to other people, you shortsighted fuck. — Trevor S (@trevso_electric) November 12, 2013
"I need a lady in a sheet who is forbidden from the streets." - Taliban dating profile — Trevor S (@trevso_electric) November 11, 2013 via http://twitter.com/trevso_electric
I just want one episode of Law & Order SVU to say, "Ma'am. We want to arrest the man who teabagged you but it's out
The Racist Horse.
babe feel free to use my computer while I pretend not to be in abject terror. — Trevor S (@trevso_electric) November 10, 2013 via http://twitter.com/trevso_electric

