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Jian Feng of China insisted that his wife must have cheated on him because he claims he could not have fathered such ugly children. After DNA tests confirmed that the children were his, their mother admitted to having over $100,000 worth of plastic surgery before she and her husband met and continued to keep it a secret.
A judge agreed that Feng was duped into thinking that his wife was beautiful and awarded him $120,000! “I married my wife out of love, but as soon as we had our first daughter, we began having marital issues,” Feng reportedly told the Irish Times. “Our daughter was so incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified me.”
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