Author: Sean Loos

I would buy a Housewives Of Whole Foods calendar in a heartbeat. — Trevor S (@trevso_electric) November 7, 2013 via http://twitter.com/trevso_electric

A good way to win at board games is to poop NEXT to the board (most opponents will forfeit). Poop ON the board & you

My grandma and I sat on each other's bad hearing sides and we're either talking about what dessert to get or fighting over states rights.

Ironically, the wolf had to diet for months just to be able to fit into sheeps' clothing. — Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) November 6, 2013 via

Not sure I can believe in a God who would make a Trix Rabbit and then forever keep Trix from him. — Jason Miller (@longwall26)

When we tell politicians to do something about gun violence, partisanship & rising debt we should probably specify that these things are bad — Shari