A fine example of the “now you have two problems” joke is “I know, let’s add bluetooth!” Fisher Price added bluetooth to the Chatter Telephone.
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The Journal of Universal Rejection is the most exclusive periodical of them all: it accepts nothing. Founder Caleb Emmons elaborates: The founding principle of the
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It’s one thing to walk through an art exhibit and gaze at evocative artwork. It’s another thing entirely to be inside an art exhibit, literally
It’s been a while since I ordered two of something just for the hell of it, but I ordered two of these enormous bread plushies
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