It's so cold today the top porn searches were: -MILF eats chicken soup by a fire -3 girls share a snuggie -Hot teen guy puts on a turtleneck
I’m sorry, officer, I don’t know what happened, I suddenly saw a kid’s tv show and couldn’t stop stabbing? Caillou? Yes You're free to go — mar aggressive
The best thing about having a loving, supportive family is living far enough away from them to convince yourself that's true. — mar aggressive (@behindyourback)
"He who sleeps with itchy bum, wakes with sticky finger" is the last thing my 8yo said to me before I decided to never hug
Before Twitter, it was cool how you could like comedy & listen to people telling jokes without also having to wish them happy birthday. —
Every couple's argument that happens in sign language is borderline domestic violence. — Liana Maeby (@lianamaeby) January 3, 2014 via http://twitter.com/lianamaeby
Maybe humans don’t eat healthy because when we see a salad our ancestral brain thinks, hey, clothes. — mar aggressive (@behindyourback) January 3, 2014 via
the most disturbing thing about the Beauty and the Beast cartoon: someone or something fucked a teapot — Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) January 3, 2014 via