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RobinMcCauley:

October 25, 2013October 25, 2013By Sean Loos

I love caramel apples but there has to be an easier way to eat caramel than off a gross apple. — Robin McCauley (@RobinMcCauley) October

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ieatanddrink:

October 25, 2013By Sean Loos

Movie idea: Handcuffed to her chair, a pregnant air marshal must stop a group of hijackers by delivering triplets and training them to kill — Jacy

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shelbyfero:

October 25, 2013By Sean Loos

Sometimes when I'm sad I find a tree and whisper "I love you." It doesn't make me feel better but it does keep people from

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JimGaffigan:

October 24, 2013By Sean Loos

Just turned down an opportunity to eat biscuits and gravy in the South. Now I know how monks feel. — Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) October 24,

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brendohare:

October 24, 2013By Sean Loos

DOUBLE STANDARD: All dogs go to Heaven even though some eat homework and believe in mischief. Humans can't go if they are Jewish. — Brendan

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robfee:

October 23, 2013By Sean Loos

Why don’t you make like a tree & get slammed into by my drunk uncle on Halloween ‘97 why didnt you call a cab Uncle

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thejoshpatten:

October 22, 2013By Sean Loos

The entrance to Creeptown is located nine rows into any Google image search. — Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) October 22, 2013 via http://twitter.com/thejoshpatten

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shelbyfero:

October 22, 2013October 22, 2013By Sean Loos

Very excited to turn 20 and find out if this is just teen angst or clinical depression. — shelby fero (@shelbyfero) October 22, 2013 via

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ceejoyner:

October 22, 2013By Sean Loos

If you buy leather wristbands and dynamite on the same day the government adds you to a registry of people who can own hawks as

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kumailn:

October 21, 2013October 21, 2013By Sean Loos

If you wanna be on TV, open a restaurant with a family member you hate, have a huge menu & only serve frozen food. #KitchenNightmares

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