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shariv67:

November 2, 2013November 2, 2013By Sean Loos

When I need to achieve a long-term goal, I simply play a Kenny Loggins song and let a montage do the work for me. —

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vladchoc:

October 31, 2013By Sean Loos

Beef and salmon? For breakfast? You bet! New Purina Blenderz™ are JUST FOR KIDS. Those furry things you say are your kids. Not real kids.

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karentozzi:

October 30, 2013By Sean Loos

Just ate the bottom powder from a box of Frosted Flakes and now I can fly over canyons. — Karen (Tozzi) (@karentozzi) October 29, 2013

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KenJennings:

October 29, 2013By Sean Loos

Hey if you guys have any questions about my dental hygienists' kids, I am now up to speed in a BIG way. — Ken Jennings

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ieatanddrink:

October 28, 2013By Sean Loos

my fantasy football team is so good they even get some baseball points even though they primarily do football — Jacy CatDracula (@ieatanddrink) October 29,

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JimGaffigan:

October 28, 2013By Sean Loos

Interesting fact: Prior to the creation of hummus and ranch dressing nobody ate uncooked vegetables. — Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) October 28, 2013 via http://twitter.com/JimGaffigan

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thomaslennon:

October 27, 2013By Sean Loos

Trick or treating is just a pub crawl for people who don't know about booze yet. — Thomas Lennon (@thomaslennon) October 27, 2013 via http://twitter.com/thomaslennon

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scottsimpson:

October 26, 2013By Sean Loos

Me: "I have my own podcast." My son: "You mean you have a microphone and a computer?" He gets it. — Scott Simpson (@scottsimpson) October 26,

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shariv67:

October 26, 2013By Sean Loos

In the 2015 reboot, the Terminator's catch phrase will be BRB. — Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) October 26, 2013 via http://twitter.com/shariv67

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JimGaffigan:

October 26, 2013October 26, 2013By Sean Loos

I imagine death will be like sleeping but without my two-year-old son kneeing me in the back. — Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) October 26, 2013 via

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