Tag: IFTTT

A little weird how scientists are always looking for younger, hotter pictures of the universe — Matthew Hunziker (@DogCitizen) April 7, 2014 via http://twitter.com/DogCitizen

If u love something, sing "Let It Go" over & over. If it doesn't jump off a bridge, it's meant to be. — Randi Lawson

When my kids are fighting over something, I follow the wise example of King Solomon and slice them in half w/ a sword #Bible #BibleParenting

Crazy that I've lost 5 years of my life accidentally opening iPhoto and waiting for it to close. — Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) March 24, 2014

Here's your plate of E₁G₂G₂S₁ "These are wooden tiles" Yes, sir, scrabbled as you asked — march sadness (@crylenol) March 24, 2014 via http://twitter.com/crylenol

Thanks to Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs the only one trying desperately to get into my pants this weekend is me. — Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) March

I got my kids LinkedIn Logs. They're like Lincoln Logs except no one knows what they're building or why they even bought them. — Shari

How is Lyft not called Mustache Rides? — Mike Leffingwell (@mikeleffingwell) March 21, 2014 via http://twitter.com/mikeleffingwell

We're all just hotels for poop. — Mike Leffingwell (@mikeleffingwell) March 19, 2014 via http://twitter.com/mikeleffingwell

It ain't the size of the boat, baby – it's the motion of the ocean! What I'm saying is your father was killed by Hurricane