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KevinFarzad:

March 23, 2014March 23, 2014By Sean Loos

I always cry at weddings (there's so much free food) — Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) March 23, 2014 via http://twitter.com/KevinFarzad

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OhNoSheTwitnt:

March 22, 2014By Sean Loos

At Target, alone and I've opted for a cart instead of a basket. Dark foreboding clouds slowly gather over this establishment. — OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March

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TheDairylandDon:

March 22, 2014By Sean Loos

[slams shotglass on bar] WE BUILT IT ON HARD WORK & SACRIFICE, YOU SONS-A-BITC- [friends hold me back] [Jefferson Starship decides to leave] — Don

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shariv67:

March 22, 2014March 22, 2014By Sean Loos

Your newborn baby's weight means nothing to me. Is it as big as a meatloaf, a rotisserie chicken or honey baked ham? — Shari VanderWerf

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TheDairylandDon:

March 22, 2014By Sean Loos

I've already sacrificed a pizza and 4 donuts to the god of depression today. Might offer up some beers later, for he is a mighty

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behindyourback:

March 22, 2014By Sean Loos

Your pocket is probably the worst place to keep a banana, really. — (maura) (@behindyourback) March 21, 2014 via http://twitter.com/behindyourback

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WookieOnUnicorn:

March 21, 2014By Sean Loos

I'm overweight and limber. Comes in handy when I drop a piece of pie on the floor. — rachael (@WookieOnUnicorn) March 21, 2014 via http://twitter.com/WookieOnUnicorn

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OhNoSheTwitnt:

March 21, 2014By Sean Loos

There's a show called Chopped Canada so I imagine the contestants all help each other cook while holding hands and all 4 of them win.

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WookieOnUnicorn:

March 21, 2014By Sean Loos

No self respecting single woman has a remote with batteries still in it. — rachael (@WookieOnUnicorn) March 19, 2014 via http://twitter.com/WookieOnUnicorn

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TomHanksIsHot:

March 20, 2014By Sean Loos

Back in my day, it took a lot more than a quick Google search if you wanted to see someone have sex with a Hot

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