Tag: Twitter

Cialis. For When You Need to Fuck Your Wife After You Both Paint a Bench, I Suppose. — Miah St. Cyr (@MiahSaint) October 15, 2013

Enough with trying create a universal remote control. How about one that bounces? — Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) October 14, 2013 via http://twitter.com/JimGaffigan

Saw pic of Angelina Jolie as Maleficent. My current boner stretched back across space & time & high fived my boner from when I was

Gluten Free Willy #addawordruinamovie — Jed Elliott (@JedStruts) October 5, 2013 via http://twitter.com/JedStruts

I think 'Miracle Whip on 34th Street' deserves another mention. That's gold people. Gold. #AddaWordRuinaMovie — Michelle Wolfson (@michellew_) October 5, 2013 via http://twitter.com/michellew_

Sorry. pic.twitter.com/FV8BbsJK8h — Sean Tejaratchi (@ShittingtonUK) October 5, 2013 via http://twitter.com/ShittingtonUK

The Matrix Reloaded #AddaWordRuinaMovie — Nick Schug (@NickSchug) October 5, 2013 via http://twitter.com/NickSchug

Amélie Hitler #AddaWordRuinaMovie — matt (@biorhythmist) October 5, 2013 via http://twitter.com/biorhythmist

Sophie's Taster's Choice #AddaWordRuinaMovie — Robin McCauley (@RobinMcCauley) October 5, 2013 via http://twitter.com/RobinMcCauley

I always ask my waitress to name everything that comes in the salad then I respond “OK perfect, I want a cheeseburger w none of