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The prequel to 16 & Pregnant could be called “15 & Fully Trusted By Her Parents to Make Good Decisions. We Love You Brittani!” —

Everybody at this intervention is telling me I have a drug problem but I'm not the one with a melting eagle face & gyrating serpent

What if the real Sarah McLaughlin died years ago & what we see is just 3 dogs in a trenchcoat scamming us out of money?

"My kid just asked me if I had on a necklace. When I said no, he knocked me down." "Has he been playing Grand Theft Auto?" "No.

I don't watch Breaking Bad but I don't mind you guys talking about it! I remember how shaken up I was when Scrubs ended! I

Crotch shot #embarassing pic.twitter.com/0QyQjrE16z — Princess Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti) September 29, 2013 via http://twitter.com/ChelseaVPeretti

"Breaking Bad" jokes are hot right now so I am going to try one *clears throat* My disastrous first marriage destroyed my ability to trust.

Serving the Burbank community since 1976. pic.twitter.com/baQfrG7HZi — Sean Tejaratchi (@ShittingtonUK) September 29, 2013 via http://twitter.com/ShittingtonUK

Having one of the less serious hepatitises shows that you lived a full life but didn't go overboard. — Scott Simpson (@scottsimpson) September 27, 2013

Hide a switchblade on a baby during its baptism and you can have a blessed weapon like a Templar knight. — Ceej (@ceejoyner) September 27,