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DanaJGould:

October 21, 2013By Sean Loos

Republicans are correct in wanting to end Obamacare after it's troubled beginnings. That's we why pulled out of Iraq after two weeks. — Dana Gould

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shariv67:

October 21, 2013October 21, 2013By Sean Loos

Okay, if my fear of babies is so irrational, why are they kept in cages? — Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) October 21, 2013 via http://twitter.com/shariv67

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lawblob:

October 19, 2013By Sean Loos

it's weird that Mario still plays golf and rides go-karts with the guy who violently kidnapped his girlfriend numerous times. — lawblob (@lawblob) October 19,

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nachosarah:

October 18, 2013October 18, 2013By Sean Loos

I bet cakes are disappointed when they think they're going to a birthday party but end up at a Sarah's alone again on a friday

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juskewitch:

October 18, 2013October 18, 2013By Sean Loos

If you take a scarecrow's clothes off, you've basically murdered it. — Adam Juskewitch (@juskewitch) October 2, 2013 via http://twitter.com/juskewitch

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MiahSaint:

October 17, 2013By Sean Loos

Yes, my bumper sticker says "I [red angry bird] NY" so everyone will know I love New York City and Angry Birds, the game for

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kumailn:

October 17, 2013By Sean Loos

Dear lady, $14 is crazy for an airport sandwich but complaining to the counter guy is like telling a cop to pull troops out of

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kumailn:

October 17, 2013October 17, 2013By Sean Loos

Whoever coined the phrase "smooth as a baby's bottom" must have been a real creep. — Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) October 17, 2013 via http://twitter.com/kumailn

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shariv67:

October 15, 2013By Sean Loos

I was only in Portland for five minutes before seeing a woman add her own breast milk to her tea. A new record! — Shari

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JimGaffigan:

October 15, 2013By Sean Loos

Is it possible to eat oatmeal and not feel a little like a prisoner? — Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) October 15, 2013 via http://twitter.com/JimGaffigan

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