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If you watch a porno backwards it's about helpful men who vacuum the faces of ladies with bad colds — Jacy Catlin (@ieatanddrink) August 14,
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I'm the world's best-known designer and people still wonder if I'm gay-friendly? — Satan (@TheTweetOfGod) August 9, 2013
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The family that prays together, includes at least one kid who will no longer be speaking to the rest of them in a few years.
The nice thing about riding a bike into an open moving truck while waving at a girl is getting a second chance to be cool
I think I would be a good parent because I'm ALWAYS looking at my phone. — Robin McCauley Lynch (@RobinMcCauley) July 22, 2013
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