When one door closes, another one opens. Other than that it's a pretty good car. — chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) August 24, 2013 via http://twitter.com/prattprattpratt
The only reason to major in philosophy is if you have some time to kill before your beard fills out. — Scott Simpson (@scottsimpson) August
Pretty bad timing if the mustard bottle makes that fart sound right as you silently crap in your pants. — Ceej (@ceejoyner) August 21, 2013
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