Kids woke me up real early & said I can have whatever I want for Fathers' Day so looks like I'm getting a time machine
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Slept like a baby last night. Woke up with a huge shit in my pants. — Chris Pratt (@prattprattpratt) June 12, 2013
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OC/DC: A tribute band that plays AC/DC songs in alphabetical order. — Tim Siedell (@badbanana) June 5, 2013
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When I was a kid, the swear jar at my house was always empty because my sister was a goddamn fucking thief. — Jenny Johnson
My mouth is saying "no" but my tattoos are saying "I'm incapable of making sound decisions". — Robin McCauley Lynch (@RobinMcCauley) April 30, 2013