http://twitter.com/kellyoxford/statuses/328548920835837953
http://twitter.com/SeanBlazed/statuses/329408637846032385
http://twitter.com/robfee/statuses/336697969338372098
My goal was to accomplish nothing today, which I succeeded to do, which means I didn't meet my goal and I'll have to try again
http://twitter.com/RobinMcCauley/statuses/335524933876736001
When I was a kid, the swear jar at my house was always empty because my sister was a goddamn fucking thief. — Jenny Johnson
My mouth is saying "no" but my tattoos are saying "I'm incapable of making sound decisions". — Robin McCauley Lynch (@RobinMcCauley) April 30, 2013
http://twitter.com/GaryJanetti/statuses/313693211346472960
http://twitter.com/KenJennings/statuses/312276152112795648
IDEA: A 3-Minute Energy drink, so I can get up off the couch during commercial breaks. — Tim Siedell (@badbanana) March 7, 2013