Don't wear your scrubs to Chipotle if you can't spare two minutes to check this lump for me. — Robin McCauley Lynch (@RobinMcCauley) April 22,
http://twitter.com/kellyoxford/statuses/326153974640177152
http://twitter.com/nachosarah/statuses/314513778656030720
I'm much more productive when I make a list of check marks then write whatever I end up doing next to them. — Dan Ewen
When I listen to Belle & Sebastian I imagine it's Belle from Beauty & the Beast & Sebastian from The Little Mermaid…I'm so fucking lonely.
rainstorm white noise apps just sound like a bunch of people smacking their mouths on peanut butter sandwiches with darth vader close by — lauren
Kind of fu**ed up that the popes don't believe in gay marriage even though they're gay-married to God and Jesus. — tyler (@godlikemind) March 13,
girl hides Oreos up high from husband and kidsgirl puts husband and kids to bed for alone time w Oreosgirl can't reach Oreos w/o husband
i want to eat this whole block of cheese but i also want to be able to poop this week — lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren)
http://twitter.com/ucancallmejenn/statuses/314080295844450304