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Ivory and Ivory #RedneckASong @midnight — Betty F*ckin' White (@BettyFckinWhite) June 5, 2014 via http://twitter.com/BettyFckinWhite

What does the Jeff Foxworthy say? #RedneckASong @midnight — Betty F*ckin' White (@BettyFckinWhite) June 5, 2014 via http://twitter.com/BettyFckinWhite

If I owned a pet store Id put a different rat in the turtle cage every night just to see if any of the turtles

If “Big” happened irl the dude would probably just play with his new man-sized dick until he starved to death — Paige (@PeachCoffin) June 5,

Sometimes I feel sad for no reason but then I remember: a few reasons — Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) June 2, 2014 via http://twitter.com/aparnapkin