When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, Jesus was off renting a jet ski. He got one with flames on it.
My favorite whole grain is probably brown sugar. — desi jedeikin (@DesiJedeikin) May 21, 2014 via http://twitter.com/DesiJedeikin
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Find out which of these #BetterBatmanSuperman tweets is the best on tonight’s new @midnight, or on this morning’s new @noon if you’re in Bizarro World.
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Compare the vocal ranges of today’s top artists with the greatest of all time. via The Vocal Ranges of the Greatest Singers | ConcertHotels.com.
The internet as procrastination has probably stopped a lot of inter-office mingling which could lead to marital affairs. Good work internet! — kelly oxford (@kellyoxford)