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*messes with Texas, calls it a comeback, looks back in anger, stops believing, goes chasing waterfalls* — Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) May 12, 2014 via http://twitter.com/Kendragarden

don't throw the baby out with the bathwater! although it will have given up most of its flavor, it can still be used to thicken

What idiot called it a foot fetish instead of sandalwood? — Amanda Mancino (@Manda_like_wine) May 12, 2014 via http://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine

Thanks mom for creating a human in your body & raising it forever. Anyway here's a card with cursive letters. Hope we're even! — Kevin

Happy Valentine's Day, Oedipus. — Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) May 11, 2014 via http://twitter.com/KevinFarzad

Parenting is the only job I've had where the longer I do it, the worse I am at it. — Mike Leffingwell (@mikeleffingwell) May 11,