Mother’s Day 2014 — What’s the Most Shocking Thing Your Kids Don’t Know About You?.
If you don't know what to say in a meeting, just go with, "Hey, you can't shit your pants if you're naked." — Julius Sharpe
“Do You Wanna Go To Starbucks?”.
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Which of these #FoodComedians is the tastiest? Find out on a new @midnight, tonight after Colbert.
Maybe we should stop calling 'em pizza crusts & just refer to them as love handles — Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) May 8, 2014 via http://twitter.com/RandiLawson
I couldn't tell you what it would be like if Jack Black fought Jack White. It's a bit of a grey area. — William_Shartner (@Blarebare)
The eyes are the window to the soul, but the mouth is the glory-hole to the heart — Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) May 8, 2014 via
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