Chess Clock Jenga.
"Why are we calling it a Tuscan chicken sandwich?" "It's a slightly different mayo than our other mayo." "Great." -Meeting at Wendy's — Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) April 28,
Men start to break into two main attractiveness groups after age 55: sitcom grandpa guy or Viagra commercial guy. — Molly Manglewood (@undeadmolly) April 28,
"Play your cards right and you may contain peanuts." – Mr. Peanut's online dating profile — Betty F*ckin' White (@BettyFckinWhite) April 28, 2014 via http://twitter.com/BettyFckinWhite

achmed13 shared this story from ![]() |
A few weeks back, we told you how supporters of the Dogecoin virtual currency had banded together on Reddit in just a few days to raise enough money to sponsor NASCAR driver Josh Wise’s Phil Parsons’ car. The car itself has finally been revealed and it is, well… it is.
Wise’s racing team Parsons
unveiled the Dogecoin car last night on Twitter, and the paint job is so much better than we’d expected based on the initial sketches.
Not only does it feature the thoughtful Shiba Inu dog that sparked the Dogecoin meme, but the design also incorporates some random thoughts popping into its head. Where else at a NASCAR race are you going to see a car with the word “shoe” painted in comic sans on its hood for no reason other than it’s funny?
Here at Consumerist HQ, we think Wise Parsons might actually gain a competitive advantage by driving such a frickin’ awesome vehicle.
“Can you imagine being another driver and passing that car with that dog looking at you?” imagined one of my colleagues. “It would go, LOL->crash->hospital.”
Not that we wish a crash on any driver; we just think the Dogecoin car will be hilariously distracting.
The Dogecoin car will make its debut this weekend during the Aaron’s 499 Sprint Cup race at Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama.
My dad's visiting soon, which means I need to practice apologizing to waiters with my eyes. — Patrick Walsh (@thepatrickwalsh) April 28, 2014 via http://twitter.com/thepatrickwalsh

achmed13 shared this story from ![]() |
Which of these #LameOfficeHolidays is the funniest? Find out on a new @midnight, tonight after Colbert.
How about instead of saying "kudos" you just give me a chocolate-covered granola bar. — Paige (@PeachCoffin) April 27, 2014 via http://twitter.com/PeachCoffin