When Prince told everyone to party like it's 1999 he probably didn't mean "Drink Mike's Hard Lemonade and dance to Third Eye Blind 'Jumper'" —
Just beautifully parallel parked a U-Haul on the first try. If that doesn't earn me my second ball back, I don't know what does. —
Frank Zappa not naming one of his kids Bug feels like a real missed opportunity — Paige (@PeachCoffin) April 27, 2014 via http://twitter.com/PeachCoffin

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Saw a red-headed chef and boy did my bobbyflaydar go off. — Tim Siedell (@badbanana) April 26, 2014 via http://twitter.com/badbanana
The Priceless Gift.

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