Clinton was on Between Two Bushes — Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 11, 2014 via http://twitter.com/aparnapkin
Meatloaf is probably my fav singer whose name means smooshed beef sculpture — Paige (@PeachCoffin) March 12, 2014 via http://twitter.com/PeachCoffin
I want to open a specialty grocery store that only sells donuts, swiss cheese, Cheerios, and onion rings. I'll call it Hole Foods. — Betty
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Boy, my love for you is like a mini-fridge freezer: Not the temperature you want, but you're still gonna stick your stuff in me. —
Every kid in my niece's 4th grade class should probably spell their name with a red squiggly line underneath it. — Don Nichols (@TheDairylandDon) March
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