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One time in 1st grade, I told a girl I liked her and she started crying. It was just like every other relationship I've had,

The new file clerk at my job just told me he was born in 1994 and now I'm really confused as to how he's not

Swearing to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth ON A BIBLE is one of the great ironies of life. —

My review of the constellation The Big Dipper: 7 stars — Betty F*ckin' White (@BettyFckinWhite) March 5, 2014 via http://twitter.com/BettyFckinWhite

My favorite Fat Tuesday was 27 years ago when I decided to give up religion for Lent. — Amanda Mancino (@Manda_like_wine) March 4, 2014 via