my ex said he just wants me to be happy well then maybe don't break up with me and make your dick bigger — Sarah
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I bought a new desk for my apartment thinking it would help me focus on my writing work, but guess what? My computer still has
Harlow’s First Smile.
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Which of these #DrunkFilms is thinker than you drunk it is? Watch tonight’s new @midnight and find out!
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Be sure to watch tonight’s new @midnight to learn which of these #FailedColleges graduated with honors.