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I'm sorry, but if your mother complains her taco is too soggy, I can't just leave that alone. — Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) February 27, 2014

Current tax bracket: Still Has To Ask If Guacamole Costs Extra — Gennefer Gross (@Gennefer) February 26, 2014 via http://twitter.com/Gennefer

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Sell a man a fish and he'll eat for a day and you'll make

Was hookin up w/a stable guy & I jumped out of bed he said what's wrong I said I've never had sex w/a guy who

You'd think Fred Flintstone would've been able to quit his construction job after he became a successful vitamin entrepreneur — Brian Essbe (@SortaBad) February 26,

I only need two things from a man; to be treated like a grown woman, and help opening my Gummi Vitamins. — Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67)

Told the therapist I used to be super goth so he said "How did that make you feel?" and I said, "I didn't feel anything,