The House On Wade Avenue WUNC.
Cool coloring sheet! A snowy owl holding an envelope while flying over a snowman! pic.twitter.com/GeHITYavK7 — Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) January 18, 2014 via http://twitter.com/KenJennings

JCPenney is closing 33 stores so now the closest one to me is all the way in 1979. — Robin McCauley (@RobinMcCauley) January 17, 2014
ever have a hot cake before? probably not cause they sell so goddamn quickly — Eric Taylor (@erictaylorswift) January 17, 2014 via http://twitter.com/erictaylorswift
8YO: I'm the vet, you be the doggie./Me: Ok./Her (snapping on rubber gloves she got somewhere): TIME TO EXPRESS YOUR ANAL GLANDS — Sarah Thyre

achmed13 shared this story from ![]() |
One of these #CelebrityCrimes is guilty of murdering the competition. Find out which one on tonight’s new @midnight.

achmed13 shared this story from ![]() |
The wonderful affidavit above was created by comedian Emily McWinter‘s parents when she was a little girl; she’d lost a tooth and didn’t want to miss out on the tooth fairy’s cash prize. McWinter’s parents — lawyers — drafted and notarized the affidavit to ensure that the tooth fairy would know that the lost tooth was bona fide.
The daughter of two lawyers lost a tooth. She couldn’t find it, so they made her sign an affidavit for the Tooth Fairy. (via Neatorama)