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A taco bell would actually crack almost immediately so that's a stupid name — Tim (@Playing_Dad) January 15, 2014 via http://twitter.com/Playing_Dad

My psychiatrist prescribed me an odd number of pills for my OCD and I'M THE ONE WHO'S CRAZY?! — Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) January 16, 2014

"Oh my my. Oh hell yes. I got to look up that party dress." – Peeping Tom Petty — Katrina Whipp (@SheBanggs) January 16, 2014

I able to butter toast with head but now I got butter on my head — birdsrightsactivist (@ProBirdRights) January 15, 2014 via http://twitter.com/ProBirdRights