Gordon Talks Dirty.
The best thing about having a loving, supportive family is living far enough away from them to convince yourself that's true. — mar aggressive (@behindyourback)
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When Paglo Barroeta poked a fuzzy clump of unknown weirdness, he ended up awakening a nightmarish explosion of angry daddy longlegs.
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Overly Attached Taylor Swift.
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"He who sleeps with itchy bum, wakes with sticky finger" is the last thing my 8yo said to me before I decided to never hug
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We are engorged with #DietMusicians tweets! You guys rocked the Hashtag War for reals! Tune into Monday’s @midnight to see the winner announced on the air!
Before Twitter, it was cool how you could like comedy & listen to people telling jokes without also having to wish them happy birthday. —
Every couple's argument that happens in sign language is borderline domestic violence. — Liana Maeby (@lianamaeby) January 3, 2014 via http://twitter.com/lianamaeby