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Guess it's time to switch out the jar of sun tea on the front porch for a jar of sun eggnog. — Tim Siedell (@badbanana)

It must be almost impossible for chalk-outline guys not to turn victims' hands into turkeys this time of year. — Jason Miller (@longwall26) November 22,

This probably wasn't the clearest font to use.. pic.twitter.com/Bf3JDGADxn — Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) November 22, 2013 via http://twitter.com/rickygervais

Only specific 90s kids will remember this: You stole my pogo ball Eric. I fucking saw it in your yard with my name crossed out.