People who wear puffy down vests make me sad because maybe nobody told them they could have a real jacket with sleeves for another $30
Once I told a girl she had incredible bone structure even though she was running a basic skeletal setup with no modifications. — Ceej (@ceejoyner)
"My kingdom for a horse." -Matthew Broderick proposing — Trevor S (@trevso_electric) November 16, 2013 via http://twitter.com/trevso_electric
I dont tweet much abt my goal to poop every letter of the alphabet. Did the easy ones (C, J) yrs ago. Just toughies left.
Proposal: from now on all street drugs must be named for Mary Roach books. "Nah man I'm out of stiff and bonk. But I got
Imagine walking in on 40 million people masturbating a minute and you'll get a sense of what My job is like. — God (@TheTweetOfGod) November
Lipitori Amos #OlderMusicians @midnight — Erik Bergstrom (@Erik_Bergstrom) November 14, 2013 via http://twitter.com/Erik_Bergstrom
Wonder if after Emma Watson grew up hot the crew on Harry Potter were like "Phil in casting sure knows how to pick sexy children,
Mumford and Grandsons #OlderMusicians @midnight ht @pulmyears — Martha Quinn (@MarthaQuinn) November 14, 2013 via http://twitter.com/MarthaQuinn