The Del Taco around the corner is number 1*! *cause of obesity in my household** **I live alone — Ed Lee (@smedlee) June 13, 2014 via
When someone knocks on the bathroom door I'm in at a restaurant I like to yell "OH THANK GOD. GET IN HERE AND UNZIP ME"
Ellen on Quantum Physics.
Forensics reports show that Video's hair and semen were found on The Radio Star's body. No alibi either. Case closed. — Don Nichols (@TheDairylandDon) June
please recycle this product at some unknown mythical place if you can find it you win we will not help you at all good luck
It's a very confusing time for a woman when she realizes what she wants for her anniversary is a leaf blower with a 100 foot
Boy, are you an avocado? Because I resisted you for a long time but now I want you on my everything. — Mariya Alexander (@MariyaAlexander)
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