REMINDER: The party that thinks we can "cure" gay people says there's nothing we can do about gun violence. — LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) June 10, 2014
"Who wrote this shit?!" -Helen Keller after touching someone's acne, probably… — Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) June 10, 2014 via http://twitter.com/Eden_Eats
I don't think enough parents take advantage of the fact newborn's skulls can be molded into any shape they want before the bones fuse. —
The worst part about having a chain wallet is having to give wallets to 20 other people in an hour or else something bad happens
How To Ask a Girl Out: 1)Approach her 2)Panic 3)Start crying 4)Tears will flood room 5)Make boat 6)Save her from tear flood 7)She'll say yes — Michael (@Home_Halfway) June 9, 2014 via
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